Killing Spree Ringtones

December slides into January Which mutates into February Which creeps towards March There is a theory that obliterating Paul might have Satisfied something, but no, no I've continued to have intense dreams about vivisection My nightly blood lust continues to overflow Hey pretty girl Do you wanna dance? Do you wanna get lucky? Well this is your chance The drinks are on me Can I be frank? I'm doing quite well at my investment bank What do you do, what do you do for a living? No, don't answer that I don't care, I'm just kiddin' You can ignore my friends at the bar They're trying to score But they never get far Patrick, I thought we were supposed to be having dinner tonight I thought we had reservations at Raw Space Sorry Evelyn, I had to rent some videotapes, I mean I had to return some videotapes, I mean I had to kill this fag and his fag dog on 67th Street Oh, Mr Bateman Have I ever told you, I just adore your sense of humour That was some girl, I forget her name She thinks we're in love Does she think I'm insane? She's not important Just kind of annoyin' That's a fine chardonnay you're not enjoyin' Oh never mind, let's quit this dive My white M3 is parked outside I'll call my dealer His product is clean Fuck, I don't wanna drive Let's get a limousine Hey you, it's me BEEP! You have reached Patrick Bateman's number He is unable to come to the phone right now So please leave a message after the tone Oh Patrick! You don't think I'd recognise your real voice? Leave me the fuck alone Luis Or I will decapitate you Huh, I hear the words you're saying But you need to hear my words - I love you BEEP! Oh this is rich I shouldn't say But this guy at work is totally gay And that's all cool To each his own But some guy's ass is not what I bone I'm bored, let's roll Let's go back to my place And after a party, I can eat your face Don't be nervous, invite your friends The night is young, but it all depends